Friday, January 28, 2011

The Theme From "Mr. Dead"

A corpse is a corpse
Of course, of course
And no one can talk
To a corpse, of course
That is, of course
Unless the corpse
Is the famous Mr. Dead!

A person'll go yackety-yack a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mr. Dead will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

So got right to the source
And ask the corpse
He'll give you the answer that will induce
A steady stream of vomiting
Talk to Mr. Dead!

Sung to the tune of "Mr. Ed" and at random intervals and volumes to annoy the wife.

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